| |

| A flea and a fly in a flue, |

| were imprisoned. So what could they do? |

| Said the fly, \"\"Let us flee\"\". |

| Said the flea, \"\"Let us fly\"\". |

| So they flew through a flaw in the flue. |

| |

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| 310 |

| |

| King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb. |

| A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb. |

| If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb, |

| How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb? |

| |

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+-----------------------------------+

| 311 |

| |

| Five fat friars frying flat fish. |

| |

+-----------------------------------+

+--------------------------------------------+

| 312 |

| |

| The bottle of perfume that Willy sent |

| was highly displeasing to Millicent. |

| Her thanks were so cold |

| that they quarreled, I\'m told |

| o\'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent |

| |

+--------------------------------------------+

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 313 |

| |

| Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. |

| All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood\'s |

| wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The |

| new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau |

| sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And |

| Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And |

| Esau Wood sawed wood. |

| |

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

+------------------------------------+

| 314 |

| |

| Betty bought some bitter butter |

| and it made her batter bitter, |

| so Betty bought some better butter |

| to make her bitter batter better. |

| |

+------------------------------------+

+---------------------------------------------------+

| 315 |

| |

| A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, |

| but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. |

| |

+---------------------------------------------------+

+-----------------------------+

| 316 |

| |

| I\'m not the fig plucker, |

| nor the fig pluckers\' son, |

| but I\'ll pluck figs |

| Till the fig plucker comes. |

| |

+-----------------------------+

+--------------------------------------------------------+

| 317 |

| |

| Extinct insects\' instincts, extant insects\' instincts. |

| |

| by Pierre Abbat |

+--------------------------------------------------------+

+----------------------------------------+

| 318 |

| |

| The sixth sheik\'s sixth sheep \'s sick. |

| |

+----------------------------------------+

+-----------------------------------+

| 319 |

| |

| Sweater weather, leather weather. |

| |

+-----------------------------------+

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 320 |

| |

| One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled |

| blue. |

| |

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

+-------------------------------------+

| 321 |

| |

| The big black bug\'s blood ran blue. |

| |

+-------------------------------------+

+---------------------------------------------+

| 322 |

| |

| I am not the pheasant plucker, |

| I\'m the pheasant plucker\'s mate. |

| I am only plucking pheasants |

| \'cause the pheasant plucker\'s running late. |

| |

+---------------------------------------------+

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 323 |

| |

| Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott |

| than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. |

| Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If |

| the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott |

| shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott |

| shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that\'s hot! |

| Is it not? |

| |

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+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 324 |

| |

| We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn |

| immoral money. |

| |

| by Ray Weisling |

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

+--------------------------------------------------------+

| 325 |

| |

| Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ... |

| |

+--------------------------------------------------------+

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| 326 |

| |

| If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... |

| |

| Here\'s an easy game to play. |

| Here\'s an easy thing to say: |

| |

| If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, |

| And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, |

| And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, |

| Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! |

| |

| If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, |

| And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, |

| And your data is corrupted \'cause the index doesn\'t hash, |

| then your situation\'s hopeless, and your system\'s gonna crash! |

| |

| You can\'t say this? What a shame, sir! |

| We\'ll find you another game, sir. |

| |

| If the label on the cable on the table at your house, |

| Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, |

| But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, |

| That\'s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, |

| And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, |

| So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, |

| Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, |

| \'Cause as sure as I\'m a poet, the sucker\'s gonna hang! |

| |

| When the copy of your floppy\'s getting sloppy on the disk, |

| And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, |

| Then you have to flash your memory and you\'ll want to ram your rom. |

| Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! |

| |

| from the Unix fortune database, attributed to |

| DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup |

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

+---------------------------------------------------+

| 327 |

| |

| Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. |

| Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick. |

| |

+---------------------------------------------------+

+---------------------------------------------+

| 328 |

| |

| Ray Rag ran across a rough road. |

| Across a rough road Ray Rag ran. |

| Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across? |

| |

+---------------------------------------------+

+---------------+

| 329 |

| |

| Elmer Arnold |

| |

| personal name |

+---------------+

+-------------------------------------+

| 330 |

| |

| A Tudor who tooted the flute |

| tried to tutor two tooters to toot. |

| Said the two to the tutor, |

| \"\"Is it harder to toot or |

| to tutor two tooters to toot?\"\" |

| |

+-------------------------------------+

+-------------------------------------------------+

| 331 |

| |

| Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. |

| Not a punt cut square, |

| Just a square cut punt. |

| It\'s round in the stern and blunt in the front. |

| Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. |

| |

+-------------------------------------------------+

+------------------------------+

| 332 |

| |

| Tim, the thin twin tinsmith. |

| |

+------------------------------+

+---------------------------+

| 333 |

| |

| Thin sticks, thick bricks |

| |

+---------------------------+

+--------------------------+

| 334 |

| |

| Red lorry, yellow lorry. |

| |

+--------------------------+

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 335 |

| |

| A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed |

| blood. |

| |

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

+---------------------------------------+

| 336 |

| |

| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck |

| if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? |

| A woodchuck would chuck all the wood |

| a woodchuck could chuck |

| if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |

| |

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+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 337 |

| |

| Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through |

| a curly grill. |

| |

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