+----------------------------+

| 374 |

| |

| Flies fly but a fly flies. |

| |

+----------------------------+

+-----------------------------------------------------------+

| 375 |

| |

| Did Doug dig Dick\'s garden or did Dick dig Doug\'s garden? |

| |

| by Paul Davies |

+-----------------------------------------------------------+

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| 376 |

| |

| If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could |

| totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or |

| what ought to be taught \'er? |

| |

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| 377 |

| |

| How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can |

| can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans. |

| |

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+-----------------------------------------------------------------+

| 378 |

| |

| Federal Express is now called FedEx. |

| When I retire I\'ll be a FedEx ex. |

| But if I\'m an officer when I retire, I\'ll be an ex Fedex Exec. |

| Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec\'s ex. |

| If I rejoin FedEx in time, I\'d be an ex ex FedEx exec. |

| When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec\'s ex. |

| |

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| 379 |

| |

| Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch |

| wished? |

| |

| by Ann Clark |

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

+----------------------------------------------+

| 380 |

| |

| Does this shop sport short socks with spots? |

| |

+----------------------------------------------+

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| 381 |

| |

| Customer: Do you have soothers? |

| Shopkeeper (thinking he had said \"\"scissors\"\"): No, we don\'t have |

| scissors. |

| Customer: Soothers! |

| Shopkeeper : No, we don\'t have scissors or soothers. |

| ... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, |

| ... |

| |

| actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson |

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| 382 |

| |

| Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor\'s shop. |

| All day long he fits and tucks, |

| all day long he tucks and fits, |

| and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits, |

| and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits. |

| Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor\'s shop. |

| |

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+---------------------------------------------------------------+

| 383 |

| |

| No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. |

| |

+---------------------------------------------------------------+

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| 384 |

| |

| I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, |

| and I\'d die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why. |

| |

| From a Song by Soundgarden named \"\"Somewhere\"\" composed and written by |

| Ben Shepherd |

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+---------------------------------------+

| 385 |

| |

| My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays. |

| |

| by Tim McCauley, age 8 |

+---------------------------------------+

+--------------------+

| 386 |

| |

| A real rare whale. |

| |

+--------------------+

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 387 |

| |

| Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to |

| teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn\'t teeter-totter as Terry Teeter |

| taught her to. |

| |

| by Pierre Abbat |

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+-------------------------------+

| 388 |

| |

| Ken Dodd\'s dad\'s dog \'s dead. |

| |

+-------------------------------+

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 389 |

| |

| I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I |

| brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket |

| of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket |

| of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits |

| that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the |

| basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the |

| box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a |

| tin of sardines. |

| |

| Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read |

| clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet |

| Magazine, August 1948). |

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| 390 |

| |

| Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can |

| tie a tie and untie a tie, why can\'t I tie a tie and untie a tie? |

| |

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+----------------------------------------------+

| 391 |

| |

| I\'m a mother pheasant plucker. |

| I pluck mother pheasants. |

| I\'m the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker, |

| That ever plucked a mother pheasant. |

| Actually, ... |

| I\'m Not the pheasant plucker, |

| I\'m the pheasant plucker\'s son. |

| But I\'ll stay and pluck the pheasants |

| Till the pheasant plucking \'s done! |

| |

+----------------------------------------------+

+------------------------------------------------------------+

| 392 |

| |

| If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole. |

| |

+------------------------------------------------------------+

+---------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 393 |

| |

| Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope. |

| |

+---------------------------------------------------------------------+

+----------------------------------------------+

| 394 |

| |

| The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us. |

| |

+----------------------------------------------+

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 395 |

| |

| Fred Threlfall\'s thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred |

| Threlfall\'s thirty-five thick threads. |

| |

| by Anthony Nichols |

+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

+-------------------+

| 396 |

| |

| Bug\'s black blood |

| |

+-------------------+

+----------------+

| 397 |

| |

| Reed Wade Road |

| |

+----------------+

+--------------------------------------------------------+

| 398 |

| |

| I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me. |

| |

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| Rough Translations |

| |

| 2. |

| |

| Hard for PL/I compilers to understand. The key to understanding this |

| is that there is no lexical distinction between keywords (IF, THEN, |

| and ELSE) and variables, which can also be IF, THEN, and ELSE. |

| Likewise, there is no lexical distinction between testing for equality |

| (\'=\') and assignment (\'=\'). So, this means: If the variable IF is |

| equal to the variable THEN, assign the variable ELSE to the variable |

| THEN, otherwise, assign the variable IF to the variable ELSE. As with |

| many tongue twisters in natural languages, this is NOT good style. |

| |

| 106. |

| |

| Too wise you are. Too wise you be. I see you are. Too wise for me! |

| |

| 146. |

| |

| (?) |

| |

| 336. |

| |

| 397. |

| |

| name of a road in Batesville Arkansas |

| |

| Thanks |

| |

| Carol , Dennis , Karen , Michelle , Pax , Shona , Pierre Abbat, Ashley |

| Adams, Ironman Anderson, Gillian and Nancy Autton, Margarita |

| Baldemeca, Luke Ball, Nicole Ballou, Herb Bankston, Chris Barrett, |

| Toby Bartels, Terry Baumber, April Beeba, Shawna Begay, Ginny Beier, |

| Crystal Belk, Owen Bell, Anibal Bertolla Jr., John Biddle, Melissa |

| Binde, Ben Blanchard, Celia Bourreau, Caroline Bowen, David Bowser, |

| Jan Bratcher, Christoph Brezinka, Sherry Briden, Brian Buckta, Kathy |

| Budd, Wayne Butler, Emer Byrden, Wendy Callis, Carla Carcelli, Dominic |

| Carroll, Nisha Carvalho, Peter Cassidy, John Chamberlain, Yun Cheng, |

| Randal Chou, David Clothier, Kira Cole, Kay Collins, Denis Conrady, |

| Jamal Cooper, Carol Copeland, Anya Corbitt, Dianne Cotton, Spencer |

| Cox, Candis Cressall, Jennifer Criss, Frangois Crompton-Roberts, |

| Madelyn Curtis, M. R. Dallal, Chels Dava, Paul Davies, Gabrielle |

| Deland, Briana Delaney, H. L. Delgado, Ellie Depew, Meaghan Desbiens, |

| Desai Dharini, Ursula Diaz, Julia Dicum, Lesley Ann Dodd, Mark |

| Dowless, Jamie Dries, Dan Dryden, Matt Duchnowski, Valerie Duffy, |

| George Duncan, Bill Eastridge, Thomas Echols, Harold Edwards, Georg |

| Engel, Diane Estep, Robert Evans, Peggy Farnell, Tamara Fassett, |

| Rebecca Fawcett, Dan Feldman, Saul Feldman, Cesar Fernandez, Naomi |

| Fletcher, Peter Flynn, Barbara Fox, Nancy Franklin, Mike Fratto, J.D. |

| Frazer, Harald Fuessl, Jessi Fullmer, Cynthia Galivan, Tom Gallagher, |

| Nigel Garvey, Shakari Gault, Safiyah Ghazali, Rebekah Giles, Shirley |

| Gill, Alexa Gillie, Dramonte Glass, Paul Godfrey, Jillian Goetz, Mark |

| Goldin, Elizabeth Golding, Mike Gonser, Berny Goodhear, Ratnakar Gore, |

| Julie Goswick, Heather Gray, Kuyler Gresham, Kris Griffiths, Nadas |

| Grunt, Lauren Michelle Gusler, Marvin Haagsma, Rebecca Haaland, Julia |

| Hacker, Muhammad Hafiz, Dave Hall, Craig Harrop, Karl Hartman, Paul W. |

| Hartna:gel, Max Hawla, Lucy Ann Hazelet, Andree Hein, Ryk Herrmann, |

| Brenda Kay Hickman, Andre Hiyung, Clive Hoey, Gisela Hofman, Jason |

| Hogan, Diane Holly, Bob Holotnak, Jace Holton, Jens Hoppe, Chris Hunt, |

| Katrina Imburgia, Amanda Jacobs, Richard Jadaszewski, Amber Jameson, |

| Brad Johnson, Sharon Johnson, Wofford Jones, Jose Jorge Garcia, Laura |

| Joy, Gabriele Kahn, Apu Kapadia, Spencer Kapp, Malin Karlsson, Pat |

| Karnosh, Alex Katz, Clark Kelsey, Lindsey Kendrick, Rosemary Kennedy, |

| Gene Keyes, Khadijah Khan, Jan Kiezebrink, Danielle Klein, Eda Kobzan, |

| Susan Kotecki, Joe Kowalczyk, Pawel Kowalski, Nataliya Kugel, Robert |

| Kuhlemann, Catherine Kusske, Julia Lamberton, Andris Lanka, Martin |

| LaSerre, David Lasser, Sharlei Lausen, Cyndi Lee, Mei Lee, Carole |

| Leita, Martin Lipka, Carolyn Livingston, Christina Longest, Gary Lord, |

| Mykle Love, Greg Lovelace, Claudia Lynch, Nick Malone, Courtney Manas, |

| Nur Asyura Mansor, Arlene Marcas, Sophia Marea, Vic Martin, Emmanuel |

| Martins, Aleisa McCart, Tim McCauley, Janet McConnaughey, Steve |

| McFarland, Heather McGuire, Morgan Metters, Cosmas Mexis, J. Meyer, |

| Rachel Miller, Gary Mocko, Bill Momsen, Don Monson, Tim Moran, Brian |

| Morefield, Mark Morgan, Kitty Morrow, Scott and Natalia Munson, Sharon |

| Murphy, Arnold Musolf, Derek Nakata, Anna Naumova, Maidena Navratil, |

| Ed Nazarko, Claire Neil, Lirim Neziroski, Anthony Nichols, Andrea |

| Normile, Cian O\' Brien, Brendan O Se, Colleen O\'Connor, Robert |

| O\'Connor, Kristin O\'Hara, K.C. O\'Leary, Daniel Ontell, Doug Ordunio, |

| Meredith Ottoson, Kemal O:zden, Angie Palange, Nicole Palmer, Jorge |

| Pardo, Peter Parisi, Krupa Patel, Kevin Paul, Norman Perry, Jody |

| Phelps, Marlene Pico, John F. Potter, Jennifer R., Priya Rajan, Adam |

| Ramsey, David Ramsey, Angela Rangel, Jane Rauschenberg, Micah Rennels, |

| Sharon Richmond, Amber Ricker, Rob Rightmire, Carla Roach, David |

| Rodriguez, Eduardo Rodriguez, Jason Roe, Craig Rowland, Tim Roy, |

| Reiner Sahm, Eric Saindon, Adam Sampson, Leonard Sandin, Lyndsey |

| Savitt, Stuart Schleuse, Simon Schoar, Josef Schumacher, Dan Schwartz, |

| Whitney Scott, David Scriven, Debi Seft, Brenda Seher, Alapon Sen, |

| Abhimanyu Seth, Terry Shampo, Elsie Shamu, Christopher Shannon, Jesse |

| Sharrard, Bill Shore, James Shryack, Jacob Siehler, Lisyen & asiu |

| Sien, Rita Simons, Adam Smith, James Smith, Kevin Smith, Robert Smith, |

| Susan Smith, Sonja Sonier, Zdenko Sperac, Victor Spetalnick, Diane |

| Spunaugle, Prabhu Srinivas, Buddy Stacy, Craig Staley, Anita Stapen, |

| Loring Starr, Bonnie Starrett, Carol Stephenson, Timothy Stewart, |

| Jason T., Erica Tatel, Stephanie Taylor, Meg Thompson, Beth Tichborne, |

| Abdelaziz Tifouti, Andrea Tinney, Andrea Townsend, Aaron Trauger, Eric |

| Truelsen, Tore Tunold, Mandy Tye, Nick Tyree, Ivan Uemlianin, Olga |

| Uzun, Tony Valuch, Alexander Valverde, Annchen van Heerden, Tasneem |

| Vasowalla, Joseph Vespa, Caroline Villareal, Kelly Villareal, Jennifer |

| Viola, Bruce Walker, Steve Walsh, Jae Ward, Nigel Wasser, Mary Watson, |

| Graham Weeks, Briana Weinert, Raymond Weisling, Dave Wells, Rick |

| Whitaker, Livingston White, Mandy Whiteley, Ann Whittemore, Danny |

| Wier, B. Wilchowy, Richard Williams, Rui Wippel, Erin Woolls, Sergei |

| Yashumov, Chelle Yung, Barbara Zaverl, Denis Zeiler |

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