| birthday. |

| |

| by Julia Dicum |

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| 196 |

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| How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind |

| ground? |

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| 197 |

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| How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws? |

| |

| by Jillian Goetz |

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| 198 |

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| As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, |

| the greedy ape said as he ate, |

| the greener green grapes are, |

| the keener keen apes are |

| to gobble green grape cakes, |

| they\'re great! |

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| from Dr. Seuss\'s O Say Can You Say? |

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| 199 |

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| How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could |

| hurdle myrtle? |

| A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could |

| hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle. |

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| 200 |

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| Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop. |

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| 201 |

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| Rattle your bottles in Rollocks\' van. |

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| 202 |

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| A fly and flea flew into a flue, |

| said the fly to the flea \'what shall we do?\' |

| \'let us fly\' said the flea |

| said the fly \'shall we flee\' |

| so they flew through a flaw in the flue. |

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| 203 |

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| How much dew does a dewdrop drop |

| If dewdrops do drop dew? |

| They do drop, they do |

| As do dewdrops drop |

| If dewdrops do drop dew. |

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| 204 |

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| If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie, |

| why can\'t I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can. |

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| 205 |

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| Bake big batches of bitter brown bread. |

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| 206 |

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| But she as far surpasseth Sycorax, |

| As great\'st does least. |

| |

| Caliban describing Miranda\'s beauty in \"\"The Tempest\"\", by William |

| Shakespeare |

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| 207 |

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| Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread. |

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| 208 |

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| She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz. |

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| 209 |

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| Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch? |

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| 210 |

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| Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter. |

| |

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| 211 |

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| Mummies make money. |

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| 212 |

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| Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes. |

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| 213 |

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| An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt. |

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| 214 |

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| A black bloke\'s back brake-block broke. |

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| 215 |

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| This is a zither. |

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| 216 |

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| Fresh fried fish, |

| Fish fresh fried, |

| Fried fish fresh, |

| Fish fried fresh. |

| |

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| 217 |

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| There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan. |

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| 218 |

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| Really leery, rarely Larry. |

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| 219 |

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| Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue |

| blood. |

| |

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| 220 |

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| Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree. |

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| 221 |

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| Her whole right hand really hurts. |

| |

| difficult in Brazil |

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| 222 |

| |

| Come, come, |

| Stay calm, stay calm, |

| No need for alarm, |

| It only hums, |

| It doesn\'t harm. |

| |

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| 223 |

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| Tie a knot, tie a knot. |

| Tie a tight, tight knot. |

| Tie a knot in the shape of a nought. |

| |

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| 224 |

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| Red blood, green blood |

| |

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| 225 |

| |

| I\'m a sheet slitter. |

| I slit sheets. |

| I\'m the sleekest sheet slitter |

| that ever slit sheets. |

| |

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| 226 |

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| Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran. |

| |

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| 227 |

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| Busy buzzing bumble bees. |

| |

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| 228 |

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| A lump of red leather, a red leather lump |

| |

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| 229 |

| |

| Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat. |

| |

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| 230 |

| |

| I shot the city sheriff. |

| I shot the city sheriff. |

| I shot the city sheriff. |

| |

| |

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| 231 |

| |

| A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. |

| \"\"Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?\"\" |

| \"\"No, I\'m aluminiuming \'em, Mum\"\" |

| |

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| 232 |

| |

| I am not a pheasant plucker, |

| I\'m a pheasant plucker\'s son |

| but I\'ll be plucking pheasants |

| When the pheasant plucker\'s gone. |

| |

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| 233 |

| |

| Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. |

| All day long she sits and shines, |

| all day long she shines and sits, |

| and sits and shines, and shines and sits, |

| and sits and shines, and shines and sits. |

| Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. |

| |

| Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor\'s shop. |

| All day long he fits and tucks, |

| all day long he tucks and fits, |

| and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits, |

| and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits. |

| Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor\'s shop. |

| |

| sung by Ian Mackintosh |

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| 234 |

| |

| Preshrunk silk shirts. |

| |

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| 235 |

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| Craig Quinn\'s quick trip to Crabtree Creek. |

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