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| How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks? |

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| Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs. |

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| |

| If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker |

| it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock |

| or some joker who is slicker |

| is going to trick you of your liquor |

| if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. |

| |

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| Clowns grow glowing crowns. |

| |

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| 277 |

| |

| Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager |

| imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? |

| |

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| |

| Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers |

| Such skill as sewing shirts |

| Our shy young sister Suzie shows |

| Some soldiers send epistles |

| Say they\'d rather sleep in thistles |

| Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews. |

| |

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| Red leather, yellow leather, ... |

| |

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| 280 |

| |

| Announcement at Victoria Station, London: |

| Two to two to Tooting too! |

| |

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| 281 |

| |

| Richard\'s wretched ratchet wrench. |

| |

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| 282 |

| |

| Rubber baby buggy bumpers. |

| |

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| 283 |

| |

| Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter\'s bitter. |

| If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. |

| But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. |

| So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, |

| put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. |

| So \'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter. |

| |

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| 284 |

| |

| A box of biscuits, |

| a box of mixed biscuits, |

| and a biscuit mixer. |

| |

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| |

| When a doctor doctors a doctor, |

| does the doctor doing the doctoring |

| doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or |

| does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? |

| |

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| |

| What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly |

| difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come |

| and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to |

| two today. At a minute or two to two. |

| |

| Who is the author? |

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| 287 |

| |

| If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which |

| watch? |

| |

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| 288 |

| |

| The soldier\'s shoulder surely hurts! |

| |

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| 289 |

| |

| She sees seas slapping shores. |

| |

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| 290 |

| |

| A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule. |

| |

| by Ray Weisling |

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| 291 |

| |

| Greek grapes. |

| |

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| 292 |

| |

| Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. |

| Now See\'s saw sawed Soar\'s seesaw before Soar saw See. |

| |

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| |

| Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas. |

| |

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| 294 |

| |

| There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich. |

| |

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| 295 |

| |

| A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. |

| |

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| 296 |

| |

| Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you! |

| |

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| |

| Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while |

| sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand |

| thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus |

| Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand |

| thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting |

| a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles |

| through the thick of thy thumb. |

| |

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| 298 |

| |

| Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ... |

| |

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| 299 |

| |

| A smart fella, a fella smart. |

| It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart. |

| |

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| 300 |

| |

| She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a |

| sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts |

| into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter. |

| |

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| |

| Admidst the mists and coldest frosts, |

| With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, |

| He thrusts his fists against the posts, |

| And still insists he sees the ghosts. |

| |

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| 302 |

| |

| Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, |

| Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, |

| Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn\'t very fuzzy, |

| was he? |

| |

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| 303 |

| |

| Blue glue gun, green glue gun. |

| |

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| 304 |

| |

| Betty bought some butter, |

| but the butter Betty bought was bitter, |

| so Betty bought some better butter, |

| and the better butter Betty bought |

| was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before! |

| |

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| 305 |

| |

| Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ... |

| |

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| 306 |

| |

| Mallory\'s hourly salary. |

| |

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| 307 |

| |

| I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit. |

| |

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| 308 |

| |

| Don\'t spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an |

| offspring next spring. |

| |

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